Kevin: Guess what, guys? It’s guacamole time!

Me: (sings) It’s gua-ca-mo-le time! It’s gua-ca-mo-le time!

Alex: (sings) It’s guacamole, it’s guacamole, it’s guacamole with 7 layer dip!

Ana: (sings) It’s guacamole with a baseball bat!

(This is a blog response to It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!)

Categories: kids and parenting, memes
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Ana: Daddy, we haven’t talked about George Bush in a long time.

Kevin: You know why? Because he went home to Texas, where he can’t bother anyone. And he started a banana farm.

Me: Really???

Kevin: No, but it would be funny if he did.

Categories: politics
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